♥ PosetteForever ♥

Important  Holiday Advice ....  :uuh:
   :x-mas:
Please, take care of yourself -this Christmas...  :redface:

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health
and the Department of Motor Vehicles, indicates —that 23%
of traffic accidents -  are alcohol related.
   :mmmh:
This means that the remaining 77% ...
are caused -by assholes that just drink coffee,
carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, ...and shit like that.
   :shocked!:
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause  -three times as many accidents.  
   :crazyeyes:
Obviously— it is 3 times SAFER— to ride in a vehicle
where the driver has been drinking beer...  (like me)   :yes:
-than to ride, in a vehicle where the driver
is a complaining -know-it-all—  (like my mother)

This message is sent by someone who cares
about your -well being. :grin:

Gotcha !   :bubbly:  :hry:  :drinking: :jar:  :yeah: -> :tormiecrazydriving: