Why has nobody been cleaning up in the pole dancing club?  

Holy $#&! - the ghost who walks...?

To answer your question - someone jacked up the price of pole cleaner again.  I do have some used spit we could use, I suppose.

Deviant Viking is still alive... Sorry Dude, you should refund everyone for your funeral ...

  ... we forgot where you kept your spare keys !?

Looks like someone buried me with the keys  
It's why I came back, and why it took so long (have you ever tried digging your way out of a coffin with just your fingernails?)

I just pumped up the pressure farting and I was out in minutes ...

@ Tormie: Surely seconds!