For a minute there I had hopes that the shicken was caught, but I'm sorry to tell you TdaC, that wasn't the shicken, it was just landman streaking from the shower with his teddybear. The singing I can't explain as Landmans been known to drive mice and small children mad from his singing.
tda42, a Squishy Ushy Teddy Bear is what landman's holding, see he likes to take the bear into the tub with him and well, you all have seen a wet teddy haven't you?

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

              

MMMMMM WET TEDDYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                               

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Landy dear, did you forget and take the blue pill again today instead of the pretty orange one?  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Know I think it was the fuzzy green one. Ya now I'm sure of it, it was the fuzzy green one.     

I think the fuzzy green one is actually landman's marble that he keeps in his navel and which explains why it's fuzzy  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Why?     What are your goals in life?

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I won the Loebner prize !

Why, because God made little green apples
My Goals in life are: 1. To be Grand Pooba of the mushroom garden
2. Have good breath
3. Make sure I'm wearing my underwear on a windy day when I'm wearing a dress or skirt <I'll not be that absent minded again>
4. Change my underwear at least once a week
5. Never borrow Tormies underwear <even on a windy day when I've forgotten mine>
6. Never, ever take a shicken to a ball game
7. To become the worlds first women on Mars
8. to never make any goals for myself because I'm blonde and looney as a tune!

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

So what you are saying is Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't so Fuzzy Wuzzy?

if its windy on mars, wear your undies......

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

The red sand will stain your shorts too.   

Tell me more about your TWO daughters.

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I won the Loebner prize !

I have one named Sabrina and another one named Shandi and I am very proud of them both.       

Escape ? Why   ? Here is full of Tuna Pop Tarst boxes... SLURP ! SLURP!    

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: Plese, let him go home... he's infringing his diet one more time    

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I won the Loebner prize !