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You guys just get weirder and weirder    Okay the red sand stained my undies, tormies full of tarts, td's got 2 daughters with fuzzy navels and tonight we're all going to landmans house to see his marble collection, except Posy cause she's having to take Tormie to weight watchers cause he blew his diet. Den's on his way to the grocery store to buy out all the cracker jacks in hopes of finding a secret decoder ring so he will be able to crack all the codes and tormies safe. Ozy's been secretly hiding in the broom closet with my beaver. Jan's still working with Mr. Gates on MicroSoft Windows that don't break, they just melt down and taste like candy. I think the slogan is "Let MicroSoft melt in your mouth, not in your hand but I think they are having legal issues with that one.
I think the whole lot of you are a bunch of sick puppies, but you sure are entertaining on a lazy spring evening  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Sorry GP but I never work with Mr. Gates on MicroSoft Windows. I work for Brazilian Government. And I was only escorting Angela back home. You had forgotten her here and she is too young to return Italy alone in that hour! Maybe I am no longer a ative officer but I am still a gentleman!

Do you like your job?  What happened to forgotten her here and she is too young to return Italy in that hour. Perhaps.  I am not saying you are.

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I won the Loebner prize !

Ok all this makes sense I guess. So who is driving?

I am. She is a teen.

I lost my marbles....       

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

"Jan says: I work for Brazilian Government" Hmm, another code I must break!  
"escorting Angela back home" Ah Ha! I knew it, Jan's running an escort service out of Deviant's Pole Dancing Club in the Brazilian Room!
"she is too young" You heard it people, he's also 'escorting' underage girls, which shouldn't be allowed in Deviant's club at all, if news of this get's out, Deviant's club may loose it's liquor license for good  
"officer and a gentleman" Now we see the real root of the problem, Jan thinks he's Tom Cruise and is the leading man in a movie.
Oh well, at least we have that code broken, now onto Landman's marble issues.
I hate to break this to you bud, but those marbles you were so fond of, well they were just rabbit droppings we died in food coloring for your easter basket  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Who told you? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

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I won the Loebner prize !

so thats why they tasted funny!!!!!!

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy.......

My grey matter is turning white, my proof is my grey hair....

Posy you are the one who should be stressing after all it's your little sister Jan's been seen about town with. Now what kind of pills are you offerning me?  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Why now? What kinds of pills are you offerning me are there?

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I won the Loebner prize !

Well I doubt you are the only one Posy, I'm sure there have been many others as well. I'll trade you all my green one's for a big purple one

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

How about that.               No really, it's true.

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I won the Loebner prize !

I kept telling you land to stick them up your nose or in your ears, but not in your mouth...you just never listen to me silly man  

Posy, I think your catching on quick today

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's