Hey!   GP is a serious case of dellusion. I am only give the girl a ride in my Speeder! It was very late for she return home alone! And I am too tall to be Tom Cruise!

How tall are you?

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I won the Loebner prize !

I have 1,86m

Cool.  I have  a friend named "E. L. V. I. S. "

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I won the Loebner prize !

     Jan you could be right, I did spend a lot of time in the "lab" last night working on those nuclar bombs and some of tormies gas's may have leaked out of the containment chamber.
This also might explain why I have had this massive headache and can't staight think  :?

Elvis???Where??????    

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

No problem! Be happy!

I'm always happy, well most of the time at least
You have outwitted me, I think we should meet at the clubhouse board room tonight at 7ish so I can talk you into joining my little team, we are working on some top secret plans that could use your assistance. I can't say too much, but I'll let you know that being in Rio right now isn't a safe idea, if you catch my drift (oh wait, that is just the smell of tormies sewer pipes again> Anyhoo, just come to the clubhouse tonigh at 7 and we will discuss things further

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

I will try!

Congratulations.

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I won the Loebner prize !

Shhhh Posy, don't congratulate him yet, he hasn't signed all the papers and submitted to the blood tests yet!

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Haaay.You are not going to put his brain into that shicken are you.(Kenny looks at you threw his monitor and says "I on to you Lue.")   

Well of course not silly, we're going to put the chickens brain into his head, we were saving the rest for you  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Can we not just lay him on the table and maybe draw pictures on him or something. I mean I would for him to go to waste. He is a Landman you know not a Land Fill.         

Hmm, I think you are confused now tda, it's Jan we're putting the shickens brain into, and your brain is going into the shicken's. It's all going to be quiet delightful when we're finished. Of course if it makes you happy, I'll round up landman and we can strip him nekkid and draw pictures of shickens on him with magic markers as long as I get the purple one

I also want to pick where the beak goes    

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

Why me? I mean why do I always get the brains yanked out and shoved into something. :? I don't want to be the brain shover no more. No sir this is one dude that is going to not have his brains (Kenny looks back and yells TORMENTOR,SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!)I'm tellin and I'm baaaawwk not going to baaaaaawch do this baaaaawk no baaaaawk more. Hey this isn't so bad.So I guess you might say I'm the head cock around here.