Thank you messenger   ... This afternoon I cooked only 2 hamburgers... They were good but they are causing strange movements into my stomach  

Better to keep the windows opened

    

Now you are learning why one of the most highly sold products on the market shelf in america is gas pills....oh the aroma of the fast food diet of the states....   

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

All these internal movements are really disturbing me now...

... And not only you      

Ouch! My room is very far from uncle Tormie, but this time something has arrived here       ...

    

Well there is only one other remedy...you have to put a brown paper bag over your head, roll your trouser legs up above the knees, fill the bath tub up with cold water and then run round the house 3 times and then quickly jump into the bathtub and all the strange internal goings on will stop...

Mmmh... I think those movement are not that bad at last      

The heavens be praised...

My ex-wife was Italian... I used to love going to her mother's place for Sunday lunch... YUM!  

All that beautiful pasta, fresh bread and anti pasto, washed down with gallons of Lambrusco and Chinotto... oh, why did I ever divorce her   ... I miss the food so much

Strawberry syrup and coconut?  it sound like an interesting, but unrealistic Easter Bunny costume.