An INTERVIEW With Tormie

An INTERVIEW With Tormie
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An  INTERIVEW
with the Tormienator...
 :sofahide:
        by leahman

I awaited   for some time expecting Tormie to arrive, and    'as I expected,
he appeared a few hours late   in the   Dodge,  turbo-deseil Prowler convertible,  
he acquired at the Airport.

From inside my Office,   I heard: :shocked!:

R O A R o o OOOMM......
...S C R E E C H
  
...B l u i m t h p c k ! ---    
" Eh   'S o r r y  ...  about   'yur Kitty  - lady..."  

I peaked out the window to see that  'He parked the car  then
took a few minuites   to figure out   'how to work the door handle,   then
he  got out...  
 :uuh:
He was dressed in black pants,  with Hush-Puppies on his feet, and a Tee Shirt  
-where Ringo was standing in front of the Magical Myestry Tour- Bus. Then, realizing
that  he was wearing  'most of the pizza  'he'd also gotten at the Airport, he changed
into a (somewhat)  clean  shirt...

and I heard    -the doorbell ring.  
      :hug2:
Answering the front door He smiled cordially, and followed me through
my home, into my Office, where he sat on the couch, and gazed out the window.

He gave a big wide smile but  was  interrupted  by a low   but certainly   audible  
release of bodily gas - that  lasted  -at least  40 seconds   and had,     -a very    -zippy ending...
                         (My ' Cat   retreated, with a startled  expression) :sick:
Apparently flying   'made Tormie - neverous...
I went to my desk( to breath) and to get a Steno Pad, as he stared around
the room.  Noticing the candy dish  on the coffee  table, filled with wrapped
Butter-Rum candies he helped himself, muttering something  -about  the
crappy food on the Airplane.
 :sad:
Apparently these,  only further activated his appetite as he then reached inside  pants
pocket and produced a cellophane wrapped packet   -of Cheese Crackers.    

The cellophane stubbornly refused  'his pudgy fingers,  but he  smiled and then produced
a  pocket-knife  'with  which   to coax   the stubborn cellophane  -open.
The  -years dull knife, finally succeeded   -in getting   the thing   'open, however, the
contents were now   reduced  to  more-or-less   '- cracker-crumbs...  which he lapped
up out of his hand.  
 :)
He had black -rimmed glasses(I wondered  -if  they were Italian Army issue)
and his brown thinning  hair was showing gray.  I went  into the next room (the kitchen)
as  I was interested to see his reaction to  R E A L   CocaCola...

but apparently - those  cracker-crumbs  -had tickled  'his rounded   nose...
         Uah C H ooooooo ! !

The cracker crumbs were now  'all over the room, and  his hand  -was filled with a combination
of the Yellow-Orange  'cracker crumbs, and the green reminant  -of a truly -devastating sneeze...
"Want some cracker-?  "     he smiled sheepishly, showing me  'what    his hand now  contained
as he rubbed   it  slowly  'onto   -the belly of his shirt...
I brought him something to snack on, -easier to open...

Image
NO NANNER -For You donkey... You might get fat...
---------------------------------------------------------------
"No Thanks ."   -I answered.

"So Davide, you operate the world's only site, dedicated to a single Poser Model. What is it
about the P-4 female that captures your imagination,  to the extent that   'you'd  devote   -such time
and egostencial resources  as necessary   -to   bring her to life ?"

"She-    got-   'nice wegs cute feets and big tiddies..."  he answered    -but looking  
-at the collection of antique surgical  'and barber instruments -on my coffee table.  
"What'z THIS ?" - he asked,  picking up  a particularly ominous-looking   surgical   spreader  
-that had belonged to a long deceased   'surgeon relative  of mine last-used in the Civil  War.

"Be careful... with that... it's ..."    "  OUCH ! " he wailed, holding  -a now  pricked  stubby finger...
"SHARP..."     -I said...  he plunged it back on the coffee table, his feelings  -obviously hurt   by  the
encounter...

"And  how do you find America,   now  -that you  are here ?"    
"  I not   drive the plane..." he replied.
"so  I   not     have   to find   America...   plane driver   she -knows    where  she is..."  he was  drinking the
CocaCola  -as if  he'd never tasted  anything like it,  so
I offered to  sweeten it with  some Crown Royal.   He tasted it stirred it   a little
with the end of his finger, then motioned for me  'to add  more - to it.

Soon he was telling me, his entire life story....  and he was swaying   -and getting happier
-all the time.  He much liked my worn NASA jacket, and I gave him a real Applo 12 Mission Patch
when he said  that he wanted   -to "visit NASA "  and  "fly  shuttle into Space."

Before he was completely ineaberiated I asked him about a Secret Project , the  posibilities he'd
been investigating,
If you've ever played 1st person video games, or seen a demo of 3-D applications like "Second Life",
then you are familure with how as a Character, you can enter cyber space as a
3D character, almost like a real world.  Posette4Forever would be the first   Poser Website to have a
real Cyber Clubhouse where members can  meet and converse, as the 3-D characters  we all know.

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This Cyber Clubhouse may have many different "levels"  in the same way that there are different
locations within a Video game.  You could soon be taking a tour of Venice, in a Gondola steered by
a wise-cracking Bus-Driver, in -real-time, or take a ride -on Tormie's Bus, or join Indiana Tormie
in a treasure hunt. You'll be able to "speak " to your PF friends, and accquire and use objects, but  as in  
-all video  games there are dangers and pitfalls, too numerous to mention.
.......    :pacman:

We'd talked for some hours, and I was enjoying our conversation  quite a lot
when I noticed that   familure   ...."You've Got mail...  coming from
my computer on the desk.



Subject: (for Tormie) :angel11:

Keep 'taking my Name '-in vain...
.......and I'll
.......make Traffic
.......WORSE...
            
..................GOD



Subject: (for Tormie) :angel11:

   We -need  to talk...
.......Meet me, at my place, Sunday
.......before the Soccer game.
.......Bring the family.

            
..................GOD


Subject: (for Tormie) :angel11:

You -only think...
.......it's been Hot Around Here...
            
..................GOD



He insisted that someone was playing a Gag  -on him..
I asked   'if he'd given my E-Mail address -to anyone..?  :mmmh:
but he insisted that  'that didn't prove anything, because   he hadn't
given any address   -to be handed a telegram  -at the Airport either.

 :eh:               :dontknow:
By the time the   Crown Royal  was gone     so was he...  
(sound asleep)  on the  couch,   hugging    'my  struggling  'big  cat
to use him for a pillow...    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 :drunk:
It is our hope that as matters, such  'an impending change of residence  subside,  - that
Tormie will continue to make PF   -the best place on the internet, with the special Magic and creativity
that comes with a heart as big as Texas
( and a certain lack of personal hygine )

TORMIE...    my friend,  
For all the fun we have -with you

and being  'such 'a special Guy...

What can I say ?

' For all you do
This Bud's  -for you

 :PFparty:



 
 leahman [ 11 Jul 2008 07:37 ]


An INTERVIEW With Tormie
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:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: Thank you for the interview my friend :hug2: ... :uuh: Even if I'm not so disgusting  :sorry: ... My farts will last long in your beautiful house so that you can think of me every time  :hug2: ...
 :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:



 
 Tormie [ 11 Jul 2008 09:44 ]
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:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: OMG! I can't breathe for laughing so hard. :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:



 
 tda42 [ 11 Jul 2008 09:50 ]
Post ROFLMAO... 
 
:lmao:  :lmao:

I didn't post my RealWorld (TM) address when I registered, did I ??

Perhaps I am not too paranoid, after all...



 
 Nik [ 11 Jul 2008 15:21 ]
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Nik wrote: [View Post]
:lmao:  :lmao:

I didn't post my RealWorld (TM) address when I registered, did I ??

Perhaps I am not too paranoid, after all...


We already know it ...



 
 Don Vito Corleone [ 11 Jul 2008 19:47 ]
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It's him!  :notworthy:



 
 tda42 [ 11 Jul 2008 21:47 ]
Post Re: An INTERVIEW— With Tormie 
 
:thanks:    :thanks:  :signthanks:
 :ibrakeyou: < Tormie   leahman>  :shut up:
 :clock:  TIME - for Leahman to shut-up - :oops:



 
 leahman [ 11 Jul 2008 22:26 ]
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:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:



 
 JanReinar [ 14 Jul 2008 19:34 ]
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:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:



 
 maovin [ 15 Jul 2008 00:25 ]
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