As yet another newcomer I though it only polite to say hello. I am likely to spend a fair while 'lurking around' reading up on lots of stuff here before I post very much. I don't want to waste anyone's time going over things that have already been discussed.
I'm fairly new to this and am at the stage of trying to find my way around various bits of software.
At first glance this place looks to be lively and entertaining, as well as informative, so I'm looking forward to getting involved.
Jake













I won the Loebner prize
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I'm a bit of social recluse - by choice.
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, don't joke with new users please 

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Okay most of the time. Just carry a nice crispy cold Kosher Dill in your pocket in case one of the penguins (MOE) gets a crazed look in his eyes, that should do the trick

Welcome to PF where the key is always under the door mat.
Feel fry to hang around as long as you like. I'm sure you will find this what we call home a great place to sit back and take it easy for you as well. 
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