An INTERVIEW With Tormie


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#1  leahman 11 Jul 2008 07:37

An  INTERIVEW
with the Tormienator...
 
        by leahman

I awaited   for some time expecting Tormie to arrive, and    'as I expected,
he appeared a few hours late   in the   Dodge,  turbo-deseil Prowler convertible,  
he acquired at the Airport.

From inside my Office,   I heard:

R O A R o o OOOMM......
...S C R E E C H
  
...B l u i m t h p c k ! ---    
" Eh   'S o r r y  ...  about   'yur Kitty  - lady..."  

I peaked out the window to see that  'He parked the car  then
took a few minuites   to figure out   'how to work the door handle,   then
he  got out...  
 
He was dressed in black pants,  with Hush-Puppies on his feet, and a Tee Shirt  
-where Ringo was standing in front of the Magical Myestry Tour- Bus. Then, realizing
that  he was wearing  'most of the pizza  'he'd also gotten at the Airport, he changed
into a (somewhat)  clean  shirt...

and I heard    -the doorbell ring.  
      
Answering the front door He smiled cordially, and followed me through
my home, into my Office, where he sat on the couch, and gazed out the window.

He gave a big wide smile but  was  interrupted  by a low   but certainly   audible  
release of bodily gas - that  lasted  -at least  40 seconds   and had,     -a very    -zippy ending...
                         (My ' Cat   retreated, with a startled  expression)
Apparently flying   'made Tormie - neverous...
I went to my desk( to breath) and to get a Steno Pad, as he stared around
the room.  Noticing the candy dish  on the coffee  table, filled with wrapped
Butter-Rum candies he helped himself, muttering something  -about  the
crappy food on the Airplane.
 
Apparently these,  only further activated his appetite as he then reached inside  pants
pocket and produced a cellophane wrapped packet   -of Cheese Crackers.    

The cellophane stubbornly refused  'his pudgy fingers,  but he  smiled and then produced
a  pocket-knife  'with  which   to coax   the stubborn cellophane  -open.
The  -years dull knife, finally succeeded   -in getting   the thing   'open, however, the
contents were now   reduced  to  more-or-less   '- cracker-crumbs...  which he lapped
up out of his hand.  
 
He had black -rimmed glasses(I wondered  -if  they were Italian Army issue)
and his brown thinning  hair was showing gray.  I went  into the next room (the kitchen)
as  I was interested to see his reaction to  R E A L   CocaCola...

but apparently - those  cracker-crumbs  -had tickled  'his rounded   nose...
         Uah C H ooooooo ! !

The cracker crumbs were now  'all over the room, and  his hand  -was filled with a combination
of the Yellow-Orange  'cracker crumbs, and the green reminant  -of a truly -devastating sneeze...
"Want some cracker-?  "     he smiled sheepishly, showing me  'what    his hand now  contained
as he rubbed   it  slowly  'onto   -the belly of his shirt...
I brought him something to snack on, -easier to open...

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NO NANNER -For You donkey... You might get fat...
---------------------------------------------------------------
"No Thanks ."   -I answered.

"So Davide, you operate the world's only site, dedicated to a single Poser Model. What is it
about the P-4 female that captures your imagination,  to the extent that   'you'd  devote   -such time
and egostencial resources  as necessary   -to   bring her to life ?"

"She-    got-   'nice wegs cute feets and big tiddies..."  he answered    -but looking  
-at the collection of antique surgical  'and barber instruments -on my coffee table.  
"What'z THIS ?" - he asked,  picking up  a particularly ominous-looking   surgical   spreader  
-that had belonged to a long deceased   'surgeon relative  of mine last-used in the Civil  War.

"Be careful... with that... it's ..."    "  OUCH ! " he wailed, holding  -a now  pricked  stubby finger...
"SHARP..."     -I said...  he plunged it back on the coffee table, his feelings  -obviously hurt   by  the
encounter...

"And  how do you find America,   now  -that you  are here ?"    
"  I not   drive the plane..." he replied.
"so  I   not     have   to find   America...   plane driver   she -knows    where  she is..."  he was  drinking the
CocaCola  -as if  he'd never tasted  anything like it,  so
I offered to  sweeten it with  some Crown Royal.   He tasted it stirred it   a little
with the end of his finger, then motioned for me  'to add  more - to it.

Soon he was telling me, his entire life story....  and he was swaying   -and getting happier
-all the time.  He much liked my worn NASA jacket, and I gave him a real Applo 12 Mission Patch
when he said  that he wanted   -to "visit NASA "  and  "fly  shuttle into Space."

Before he was completely ineaberiated I asked him about a Secret Project , the  posibilities he'd
been investigating,
If you've ever played 1st person video games, or seen a demo of 3-D applications like "Second Life",
then you are familure with how as a Character, you can enter cyber space as a
3D character, almost like a real world.  Posette4Forever would be the first   Poser Website to have a
real Cyber Clubhouse where members can  meet and converse, as the 3-D characters  we all know.

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This Cyber Clubhouse may have many different "levels"  in the same way that there are different
locations within a Video game.  You could soon be taking a tour of Venice, in a Gondola steered by
a wise-cracking Bus-Driver, in -real-time, or take a ride -on Tormie's Bus, or join Indiana Tormie
in a treasure hunt. You'll be able to "speak " to your PF friends, and accquire and use objects, but  as in  
-all video  games there are dangers and pitfalls, too numerous to mention.
.......    

We'd talked for some hours, and I was enjoying our conversation  quite a lot
when I noticed that   familure   ...."You've Got mail...  coming from
my computer on the desk.



Subject: (for Tormie)

Keep 'taking my Name '-in vain...
.......and I'll
.......make Traffic
.......WORSE...
            
..................GOD



Subject: (for Tormie)

   We -need  to talk...
.......Meet me, at my place, Sunday
.......before the Soccer game.
.......Bring the family.

            
..................GOD


Subject: (for Tormie)

You -only think...
.......it's been Hot Around Here...
            
..................GOD



He insisted that someone was playing a Gag  -on him..
I asked   'if he'd given my E-Mail address -to anyone..?  
but he insisted that  'that didn't prove anything, because   he hadn't
given any address   -to be handed a telegram  -at the Airport either.

               
By the time the   Crown Royal  was gone     so was he...  
(sound asleep)  on the  couch,   hugging    'my  struggling  'big  cat
to use him for a pillow...    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
It is our hope that as matters, such  'an impending change of residence  subside,  - that
Tormie will continue to make PF   -the best place on the internet, with the special Magic and creativity
that comes with a heart as big as Texas
( and a certain lack of personal hygine )

TORMIE...    my friend,  
For all the fun we have -with you

and being  'such 'a special Guy...

What can I say ?

' For all you do
This Bud's  -for you

 
 



 
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Post Re: An INTERVIEW— With Tormie

#2  Tormie 11 Jul 2008 09:44

     Thank you for the interview my friend ... Even if I'm not so disgusting   ... My farts will last long in your beautiful house so that you can think of me every time   ...
       
 




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Post Re: An INTERVIEW— With Tormie

#3  tda42 11 Jul 2008 09:50

           OMG! I can't breathe for laughing so hard.               
 




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Post ROFLMAO...

#4  Nik 11 Jul 2008 15:21

  

I didn't post my RealWorld (TM) address when I registered, did I ??

Perhaps I am not too paranoid, after all...
 



 
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#5  Don Vito Corleone 11 Jul 2008 19:47

Nik wrote: [View Post]
  

I didn't post my RealWorld (TM) address when I registered, did I ??

Perhaps I am not too paranoid, after all...


We already know it ...
 




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#6  tda42 11 Jul 2008 21:47

It's him!  
 




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#7  leahman 11 Jul 2008 22:26

      
  < Tormie   leahman>  
   TIME - for Leahman to shut-up -
 



 
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#8  JanReinar 14 Jul 2008 19:34

            
 




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