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#1  Den Tracy 18 Nov 2003 22:42

This was in my email today...

I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU...

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.

I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY... BEG FOR ME TO STOP.

I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU.

AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.

ALL MY LOVE,

THE FLU



Now get your mind out of the gutter..............and GO  GET  YOUR  FLU  SHOT!!!!!
 



 
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#2  Posy 18 Nov 2003 22:42

Explain your plans to me. Please don't grovel. How many do you have? Where can I get YOUR FLU SHOT?
 




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#3  Den Tracy 18 Nov 2003 22:48

You don't require a flu shot, you need a virus detector /cleaner piece of software,Posy.
 



 
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#4  Posy 18 Nov 2003 22:48

Do you mind if I tell other people:   Den Tracy said I do not require a flu shot me need a virus detector cleaner piece of softwareyou.
 




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#5  Den Tracy 18 Nov 2003 22:49

Be my guest and tell the cyber world
 



 
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#6  TdaC 18 Nov 2003 23:19

btw great avatar!
 



 
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#7  Deviant_Viking 18 Nov 2003 23:36

Sounds similar to that old joke GP pulled some time ago..

Fucking mosquito and flu
 




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#8  Den Tracy 19 Nov 2003 01:20

Thanks TdaC, the avatar took about 15 minutes to do. The hard part was finding the Poser folder for the Santa hat that I made last year and for the spectacles I
downloaded who knows when ...
 



 
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#9  Tormie 19 Nov 2003 03:52

eheheh! I've a plan  
 




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