Guiltypleasures said:

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I have very sad news....last night my puter chair died...it's boken now...had to shoot it to put it out of it's misery

Too many tuna tarts ??     Need a little diet ??


I can understand your feeling very well :crybaby:, I hope that now you don't need a buttock surgery too....

My little dictionary doesn't have the translation for the italian "culata selvaggia per terra" so:

selvaggia= wild
culatta= blow with the butt
per terra= on the floor

         

        

Well yeah I do need to stay away from the tuna tarts, but that isn't what caused the death of my chair...sadly it's been on it's way out for sometime, I tried to take care of it, I even didn't get too mad when it bucked me onto the floor about 10 times this week when I would start to get up, even when I did hurt my butt and spill my beer I was holding.
Last night it got worse and broke it's weld....

    

My chair screams when I sit on it   ... I don't know if it's for the weight or for the farts  

Would you like to know? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

I love you honey !

You are such a flatterer.

TORMENTOR";p="9443 wrote: 

My little dictionary doesn't have the translation for the italian "culata selvaggia per terra" so:

selvaggia= wild
culatta= blow with the butt
per terra= on the floor

         

It means the same thing in Brazil! We have many Italians here!   

you guys are terrible lol

 

Let us all pause for a moment of silence.  .......................*sniff*  HEY SHUT UP WE ARE PAUSEING FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE HERE!  ........................................Thank you!  Ok GP you can toss it out the door now.  Ken looks at the monitor.........I don't know why,He just looks at the monitor and say's Puter Chair would have wanted it this way.It is a far better thing than flushing it down the commode.That is a task in itself.

Tormentor:
You will live a sad and lonely life as a bachelor at this rate.  
You NEVER, EVER mention weight and age    where women are
concerned, no matter who it is.
I, being a gentlemen, know this...  

I would pay many EUROS $$$$$$ to see you on a TV show called "Blind Date"....  
 


           

Never mind the chair...you spilt your beer?!!

I lost my train of thought.