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#1  Tormie 05 May 2004 15:08

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I have very sad news....last night my puter chair died...it's boken now...had to shoot it to put it out of it's misery


Too many tuna tarts ??     Need a little diet ??


I can understand your feeling very well :crybaby:, I hope that now you don't need a buttock surgery too....
 




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#2  Tormie 05 May 2004 15:11

My little dictionary doesn't have the translation for the italian "culata selvaggia per terra" so:

selvaggia= wild
culatta= blow with the butt
per terra= on the floor

         
 




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#3  guiltypleasures 05 May 2004 15:46

        

Well yeah I do need to stay away from the tuna tarts, but that isn't what caused the death of my chair...sadly it's been on it's way out for sometime, I tried to take care of it, I even didn't get too mad when it bucked me onto the floor about 10 times this week when I would start to get up, even when I did hurt my butt and spill my beer I was holding.
Last night it got worse and broke it's weld....
 




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#4  Tormie 05 May 2004 17:06

    
 




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#5  Landman 05 May 2004 17:07


 




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#6  Tormie 05 May 2004 17:07

My chair screams when I sit on it   ... I don't know if it's for the weight or for the farts  
 




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#7  Posy 05 May 2004 17:07

Would you like to know? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
 




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#8  Tormie 05 May 2004 17:18

I love you honey !
 




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#9  Posy 05 May 2004 17:18

You are such a flatterer.
 




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#10  JanReinar 05 May 2004 19:56

TORMENTOR";p="9443 wrote: 
My little dictionary doesn't have the translation for the italian "culata selvaggia per terra" so:

selvaggia= wild
culatta= blow with the butt
per terra= on the floor

         


It means the same thing in Brazil! We have many Italians here!   
 



 
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#11  guiltypleasures 05 May 2004 21:28

you guys are terrible lol

 
 




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#12  tda42 05 May 2004 23:43

Let us all pause for a moment of silence.  .......................*sniff*  HEY SHUT UP WE ARE PAUSEING FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE HERE!  ........................................Thank you!  Ok GP you can toss it out the door now.  Ken looks at the monitor.........I don't know why,He just looks at the monitor and say's Puter Chair would have wanted it this way.It is a far better thing than flushing it down the commode.That is a task in itself.
 



 
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#13  Den Tracy 05 May 2004 23:43

Tormentor:
You will live a sad and lonely life as a bachelor at this rate.  
You NEVER, EVER mention weight and age    where women are
concerned, no matter who it is.
I, being a gentlemen, know this...  

I would pay many EUROS $$$$$$ to see you on a TV show called "Blind Date"....  
 


           
 



 
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#14  Paul Mon 06 May 2004 12:03

Never mind the chair...you spilt your beer?!!
 




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#15  Posy 06 May 2004 12:03

I lost my train of thought.
 




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