Subject: Words to live by and....
... other smart thoughts form kids:

When people run around in circles we say they're crazy, When planets do it we say that they're in orbit.

Rainbows are just for looking at, not really to understand.

A vibration is a movement that can't decide wich way to go.

A lot of dead animals became fossils a long time ago, others choose to become oil.

Vacuum is nothing. We just called that so that we know it's there.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but i've never been able to see any numbers.

We check the humidity so that we don't drown when we breathe.

A blizzard is when it's snowing sideways.

You should never blow in a cat's ear, if you do that 4 or 5 times it will bite your lips. (Lisa 9)

The cow mates with the bull to get calfs, the bull mates with the cow because he feels like it. (Sverre 6 )

Looks doesn't matter. Look at me, i'm gorgeous and i don't have anyone to marry anyway. (Brian 7)

To keep love alive, it's important to be a good kisser, then maybe your wife forgets that you didn't take out the trash. (Erik 8)

Aresenic is a strong spice that can ruin a whole dinner. (Jeanette 10)

The skelleton is what is left on the inside when the outside is taken off. (Preben 7)

Some men have hairy backs, especially criminals and lifeguards. (Stina 6 år)

When you want something expensive ask your grandparents.

Don't tease your sister if she is holding a hockeystick

If you get bad grades show them to your mom when she's on the phone.

When your dad is angry and asks do you think i'm stupid? don't answer.

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A lot of good sense there :lmao:

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The last one on the list would be on the words to die by list if you screwed up and got it wrong. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
The rest simply means we don't stop to even look at anything anymore. Our world is slowly going into a nervous breakdown and people can't even laugh at the innosence of a childs words. Because if you listen close enough they make more sence than the smartist of people. :)

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: !!!

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all the wisdom needed... :)

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It all makes sense when you come to think of it.

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When you want something expensive ask your grandparents.

:crybaby: They have left already, unfortunally ](*,)

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Tell me about your likes and dislikes? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

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A robot, that can be switched off :bigrinnin:

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Rainbows are just for looking at, not really to understand



I just love that quote. the rest are pretty good as well :) :) :)

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I think there might be a few exception.

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What's about a joke?

Child to father: "Daddy, what is a vacuum?"
Dads answer: "Oh, moment please. It's in my head, but i can explain it."
:bigrinnin:

Most of sentences of children are wisely by deeper thought...

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: !!!

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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:bigrinnin:

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