A news flash has
just happened. The beavers have taken over the site. Now I can't confirm or deny any of this rumors as either fact of fiction. So for the fun of it we will leave it as solid information for the moment. I have tried to contact Davide but it seems he is still under the bed while trying to hold out on paying for the pizza we all had.
I think Posy is with him too and if thats the case we shouldn't expect them for awhile. Say at least 2 minutes right ladies.
One had reported seeing a beaver leaving the Pole Dancing Club drunk on his tail. Ever seen a beaver drunk on it's tail?....Ahem!
Not a pretty site.
Anywho they have
bolted the door shut in the bathroom and are prepared to blow the toilet up.
.......Aah now I've have your attention.
For some unknown reason one of them knows how to write programs. This is where even Landman is checking this story out.
The beaver known only to some as Puddin face has rewrote the program to send hundreds of poor unsuspecting artist out the front door of the site only to write in the shout box "Hey! What the (Censor) is going on around here. As a young beaver Puddin was an outcast a loner of a beaver. He ran away from his home at the age of 3 when they sent after him as you may have well guest, A Beaver Retriever!
Vowed that one day he would rise up to be hell bent on world domination. The day has come. We are all victims here.
As for poor unsuspecting Guilty Pleasures. Well she blames herself for not teaching Puddin face that he has a purpose in life. Taking that into
an extreme he is in the bathroom. What a waist of talent. How can one beaver go so horribly wrong. Til next time we can only watch and pray that this comes to a good ending or are we doomed to go outside to use the bathroom.
So you might ask where am I going with this story.
No where........It's GP's Beaver!)


















My BEAVER's name is Woody and it's the best beaver a girl could have
I know Woody would never let some pudd'n faced beaver in here to wreck havoc on our beloved
, so this must indeed be a rouge Beaver straight from the depths of Hell, or from Bakersfield, either way, we must all meet at the clubhouse for a meeting of the minds to see what can be done to exterminate this foul creature from our hallowed walls.



