An Old Joke #1


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#1  Den Tracy 16 Sep 2003 02:55

Mr.and Mrs. Smith, a couple in their 60's, were still sexually active.  One day, Mr.
Smith suffered a mild heart attack.  While recovering in hospital, his doctor put him on a strict, low-fat and sodium reduced diet.

"One more thing, Mr. Smith...no more sex with the wife for at least a month." said the doctor..."It could end up killing you"

"I think I can hold out that long" replied Mr. Smith.

To make sure that Mr. Smith didn't get any "sudden urges", he slept downstairs
on the sofa while Mrs. Smith slept upstairs.  There were no problems for about two
and a half weeks.  One night Mr. Smith could no longer "hold out" and in the dark he made his way to the stairs and was about to pay his wife a visit.
Halfway up the stairs he bumps into his wife who asks ...

"Where do you think you're going ?"
"I was going upstairs to die" replies Mr. Smith
"Oh yeah ? Well, I was just on my way down to kill you" said Mrs. Smith  
 



 
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#2  Deviant_Viking 16 Sep 2003 21:28


 




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#3  Ozymandias Jones 17 Sep 2003 08:14

Never heard this one before...
 




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#4  Wheelchair 22 Sep 2003 21:38

     love it.....and what a way to go
 




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#5  Posy 22 Sep 2003 21:38

You really think so?
 




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#6  Tormie 22 Sep 2003 21:56

    

A really "clean" joke ! Very classy  
 




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