Someone just had a birthday and I wasn't "allowed" to mention it...
On Monday, April 26th, my wife Micky had a birthday !
She made sure that I didn't announce it...

 

But... nearly a week later, I couldn't resist  

I'm sure she won't mind...
If she does mind, you'll know it because I won't be showing up here anymore...     



         
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Happy birthday Micky !!

Don't worry Den,  I'll succeed in finding your fax number and will advice her anonimously...      

(A fax from Italy ??? Who could be       ? )

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Happy Birthday:)             
    

Den's history.  

It's not cold enough to put him in the garage, so I'll
just cram a red ball into his mouth, put on my high heeled
boots and proceed go to work on him.


 

Just kidding.      

And its not his birthday!Who new. Happy Birthday Micky.I brought some friends over.                                   

I thought, this birthday should be around ( saw the Taurus as zodiac icon   )

So: Happy birthday to yoouuu...                     

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Happy Birthday Micky! I am late as allways!                              

yeah belated birthday greetings Micky....hope you had as good a one as I did...   

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Imagination is where you let the real you run wild....

Happy belated birthday Micky! Sorry I was late, but I know turning 21 is a big thing!  

A red ball eh? Hmmm...can you get pictures of that?  

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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to just try and keep control over this group of bozo's at the Nut house errr...Clubhouse! --Guilty Pleasures Chief of Bozo's

It pays to hover over someone's shoulder from time to time when that person
is on the net.

Better late than never is what I like to say.
Thanks very much for the greetings even though they are reminding me that I'm older.


A picture of Den with a gag ball in his mouth held in place with a PVC
or leather strap ???
Hmmm  

Den's not too photogenic while tied down in the dungeon.
I'm sure that a picture like that would be a big hit.  
If I show those pictures, I won't have anything to use against
him at a later date to make boatloads of cash from.
 
     
(I'm so mean   ), but he loves it, don't cha Den ?


     

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to youuuuu,
Happy Birthday dear Micky....

Happy Birthday to you.

 

Please imagine the above sung in a deep, off key, warbling voice with a strange accent  

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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Mr. Jones, are you flirting with me again?
 

Why, thank you for the belated greeting.

You just told me that you can't sing worth beans.
 
I'm disappointed.
Good-bye forever  

    

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